city-vitser
Et knippe city-vitser.
Thieves broke into city of Manchester Stadium last night and stole something from every room except the canteen. That’s why they left without any cups.
How many city players does it take to win a trophy? Only 11 – but you have to go back 34 years to find them.
How many city players does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they’re happy to live in Man United’s shadow.
4 surgeons are taking a tea break.
1st surgeon says «Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.»
2nd surgeon says «Nope, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.»
3rd surgeon says «Well you should try electricians. Everything inside them is colour coded.»
4th surgeon says «I prefer city fans. They’re heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and arses are interchangeable.»
A bloke goes into Manchester Airport and manages to eventually get into the departure lounge where his flight home is being called. All around him there are overturned tables, smashed windows, computer terminals broken, upturned chairs and crowd control barriers lying on the floor.
«Christ, what’s happened here?» he asks one of the ground crew.
«Oh yeah…», he replies «Absolutely hopeless …. we had the city players in here this morning filming the new Nike ad».
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